QDB Quote #642195

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sweet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? bloodninja: look I m sorry. I m just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? bloodninja: No. I m in hiding. sweet17: LOL bloodninja: Don t fucking laugh at me! bloodninja: This shit is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a fucking break bloodninja: I m serious. sweet17: I don t get it bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? bloodninja: I m wanted in three states sweet17: For??? bloodninja: It s kindof embarrasing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are fucking sick. bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: why? bloodninja: so I know you aren t one of them. sweet17: One of what? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: I m not a cop i told you bloodninja: Then send me your picture. sweet17: hold on bloodninja: Hurry up. bloodninja: Are you there? bloodninja: fuck you, cop! sweet17: Hey sorry sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. bloodninja: Weren t you!? sweet17: thats not it bloodninja: Then what? sweet17: I don t want to send you the picture cause I m not pretty bloodninja: Most cops aren t sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT! bloodninja: Then send me the picture. sweet17: fine. What s your e-mail? bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright *PIC* sweet17: Did you get it? bloodninja: Hold on. I m looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I ve lost weight since then. bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I m not that much smaller than that now. bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn t you. bloodninja: I ll be damned if it ain t! sweet17: You don t look like that. bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy . bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go fuck yourself bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture bloodninja: Now my unit won t get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn t have sent you that picture. sweet17: You ve done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn t hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can t believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: FUCK YOU!!! bloodninja: You d break both of his legs. sweet17: You re a fucking wanker! sweet17: I ve been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don t even know me bloodninja: Ok. I m sorry. sweet17: No you aren t bloodninja: You re right. I m not. bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I m done with you bloodninja: Aww. I m sorry. sweet17: I m putting you on ignore bloodninja: Wait a sec bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No bloodninja: I ll eat your kitty sweet17: You ll what? bloodninja: You heard me. bloodninja: I said I d eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn t get it hard after seeing my picture bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17: I d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes bloodninja: Well I m not like most men. bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. sweet17: Like what? bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? sweet17: I don t know bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17: I m afraid to bloodninja: Why? sweet17: cause bloodninja: cause why? sweet17: well lets see sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17: doesn t that seem strange to you? bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me bloodninja: Fine. I won t do it if you don t want me to sweet17: I didn t say that bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? bloodninja: When I start to go limp you say HARRRR!!! bloodninja: ok? bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can t be serious bloodninja: Oh yes I am! bloodninja: It s my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. bloodninja: Then you ll do it for me? sweet17: sure bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt. sweet17: mmmm yeah bloodninja: uh oh going limp. sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid bloodninja: still limp bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!! bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. bloodninja: going limp again. bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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