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<Goatroper> so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months ago <Goatroper> i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours <Goatroper> i was just starting to doze off when they called me back into one of the exam rooms <Goatroper> so i sit on this chair for like 30 more mins, and then fall asleep <Goatroper> i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how long i've been waiting <Goatroper> so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the Hispanic Business Weekly <Goatroper> I start diggin through the drawers in the exam table and his desk drawer <Goatroper> i find some hypos and don't touch them, some dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN" <Goatroper> i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators. <Goatroper> At this point I'm in his desk rolly-chair <Goatroper> with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for later use <Goatroper> so I grab a speculum in each hand <Goatroper> and start making them sing and talk like little ducks <Goatroper> i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't find one <Goatroper> so i put them down and did my glove-trick <Goatroper> i stretched a rubber glove over my head and blew it up <Goatroper> then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning around in his chair <Goatroper> glove inflated on my head the size of two basketballs <Goatroper> speculum in each hand <Goatroper> spinning in his office chair <Goatroper> i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to slow down, the door opens <Goatroper> the doctor is standing there with my chart in his hand <kr0nus> omg <Goatroper> i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at him through the thin film of the glove <Goatroper> he was like "Corey.....?" <Goatroper> I said "Yep." <Goatroper> held up the speculums. <Goatroper> said, "I got bored." <Goatroper> and he was like "That's quite a trick with those gloves. Where did you learn that?" <Goatroper> I said "Many doctor's offices in many states." <Goatroper> He was like "You want to take some with you?" as I got up <Goatroper> I pulled the wad out of my pocket and said "Already did." <Goatroper> then I walked out and i heard him laughing like a goddamn maniac as soon as the door was closed <Goatroper> then the other day i go in again rofl and he just hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves <Goatroper> i was gonna ask for some speculums just to fuck with him but I was afraid he'd give me some

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