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<BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes <BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and shit today <BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him.. <BronsonTheBeef> in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude <BronsonTheBeef> he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything <BronsonTheBeef> has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer <BronsonTheBeef> he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear <BronsonTheBeef> walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us <BronsonTheBeef> the prof's like...'are you... jeff?' <BronsonTheBeef> he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle <BronsonTheBeef> waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit <BronsonTheBeef> so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit <BronsonTheBeef> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin' <BronsonTheBeef> then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit <BronsonTheBeef> and says 'sorry I'm late' <BronsonTheBeef> it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college <BronsonTheBeef> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms

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